Aaron Zelman, founder and director of Jews for the Preservation
of Firearms Ownership (JPFO), unveiled a new program today to counteract
the unceasing lies and dangerous propaganda of the victim disarmament
(gun control) lobby -- lies and propaganda mostly aimed at a captive
audience of children in the public school system, and spread like
a disease by the mass media -- while providing hours of wholesome
family fun.
The program, called "Goody Guns" consists of a special
cookie cutter in the shape of a semiautomatic pistol. With the supervision
and help of the adults in their lives, boys and girls can turn their
own kitchens into "Arsenals of Liberty" by making gun-shaped
cookies to keep and share, while absorbing firearms safety lessons
the public schools would never teach them, and which the mass media
don't want to see being taught.
Packed with each Goody Guns cookie cutter are a pair of tiny,
toothpick-masted American flags, in case young bakers want to adorn
their kitchen creations in honor of a uniquely American idea: an
armed citizenry ready to defend itself from foreign invasion or
domestic tyranny.
Also included are a pair of JPFO's famous "Gran'pa
Jack" comic books ( http://www.jpfo.org/filegen-a-m/gj.htm
) -- appropriately entitled _Gun Control Kills
Kids_ and _Do Gun Prohibitionists Have
a Mental Health Problem?_ -- that they can
read or have read to them, and thoroughly discuss,
while the cookies are baking.
Once word of it gets out, the Goody Guns program will have the
victim disarmers screaming from the housetops, because it addresses
young children at pre-verbal level gun-grabbers can't hope to reach.
By the time these children are old enough to understand the lies
and propaganda being pushed on them, they'll be immune. In any case,
the program is bound to drive victim disarmers even crazier than
they are already.
As to the screaming. JPFO's advice is to give it the attention
it deserves.
Ignore it.
Goody Guns can be used to teach kids elementary gun safety -- eat
your Goody Gun from the back end; never point the muzzle at yourself
or anbody else -- and, perhaps just as important, convey a liberating
message that they're no longer under the mind-control of "political
correctness".
Some folks will wish to send their kids to school with a brown
bag or lunch box containing Goody Guns, severely testing that form
of fascism fashionaby called "zero tolerance" and revealing
it for what it really is: zero tolerance for basic individual rights
protected by the First, Second, Fourth, and Fifth Amendments to
the United States Constitution.
Other pro-gun organizations may want to use Goody Guns in their
programs.
Help protect your loved ones and yourself; guard them against "progressive"
legislation. Goody Guns may be ordered online at http://www.goodyguns.com
or http://www.jpfo.org or simply
by calling toll-free 1(800)869-1884. The price is $9.95, postpaid,
two for $16.95.
Put the gun-haters on the run with your Goody Gun!
- The Liberty Crew
