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October 3, 2007


Aaron Zelman, founder and director of Jews for the Preservation of Firearms Ownership (JPFO), unveiled a new program today to counteract the unceasing lies and dangerous propaganda of the victim disarmament (gun control) lobby -- lies and propaganda mostly aimed at a captive audience of children in the public school system, and spread like a disease by the mass media -- while providing hours of wholesome family fun.

The program, called "Goody Guns" consists of a special cookie cutter in the shape of a semiautomatic pistol. With the supervision and help of the adults in their lives, boys and girls can turn their own kitchens into "Arsenals of Liberty" by making gun-shaped cookies to keep and share, while absorbing firearms safety lessons the public schools would never teach them, and which the mass media don't want to see being taught.

Packed with each Goody Guns cookie cutter are a pair of tiny, toothpick-masted American flags, in case young bakers want to adorn their kitchen creations in honor of a uniquely American idea: an armed citizenry ready to defend itself from foreign invasion or domestic tyranny.

Also included are a pair of JPFO's famous "Gran'pa Jack" comic books ( ) -- appropriately entitled _Gun Control Kills Kids_ and _Do Gun Prohibitionists Have a Mental Health Problem?_ -- that they can read or have read to them, and thoroughly discuss, while the cookies are baking.

Once word of it gets out, the Goody Guns program will have the victim disarmers screaming from the housetops, because it addresses young children at pre-verbal level gun-grabbers can't hope to reach. By the time these children are old enough to understand the lies and propaganda being pushed on them, they'll be immune. In any case, the program is bound to drive victim disarmers even crazier than they are already.

As to the screaming. JPFO's advice is to give it the attention it deserves.

Ignore it.

Goody Guns can be used to teach kids elementary gun safety -- eat your Goody Gun from the back end; never point the muzzle at yourself or anbody else -- and, perhaps just as important, convey a liberating message that they're no longer under the mind-control of "political correctness".

Some folks will wish to send their kids to school with a brown bag or lunch box containing Goody Guns, severely testing that form of fascism fashionaby called "zero tolerance" and revealing it for what it really is: zero tolerance for basic individual rights protected by the First, Second, Fourth, and Fifth Amendments to the United States Constitution.

Other pro-gun organizations may want to use Goody Guns in their programs.

Help protect your loved ones and yourself; guard them against "progressive" legislation. Goody Guns may be ordered online at or or simply by calling toll-free 1(800)869-1884. The price is $9.95, postpaid, two for $16.95.

Put the gun-haters on the run with your Goody Gun!

- The Liberty Crew

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